Gender Fluid Explorer Pillows

"Getting in touch with my feminine side, chief - it's changed my life."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Boys Cooking

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I'm addicted to water."

Burlyesque

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Gender Symbols

*Sigh*

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

Primo Ballerino.

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

"Let's try role-reversal - Starting tomorrow, YOU gather while SHE hunts."

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

"I identify as it/it."

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

Land Of The Spokespersons

"I think we made a lot of progress today."