Gender Fluidity Enthusiast Pillows

Transexual

"Come on son, it's not difficult; I'm your mother Victoria. Formerly your father Victor, and that's your Father Jack, formerly your mother Jackie."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

Men explained.

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Complaints departement for men and women.

Corporate Punishment.

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"Getting in touch with my feminine side, chief - it's changed my life."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

Cocktails and Beer

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

Every wife's dream conversation.

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

"I'm a woman...and yourself?"

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little b***h about it."

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

"What do women really want?

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

Part Time Woman Wanted.

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

'Which are we?'

"Let me through, I'm a mansplainer!"