Gender Fluidity Enthusiast Pillows

Transexual

"Come on son, it's not difficult; I'm your mother Victoria. Formerly your father Victor, and that's your Father Jack, formerly your mother Jackie."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

Men explained.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

Complaints departement for men and women.

Corporate Punishment.

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

"Getting in touch with my feminine side, chief - it's changed my life."

Cocktails and Beer

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

It's a boy.

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

Every wife's dream conversation.

"I'm a woman...and yourself?"

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

"What do women really want?

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little b***h about it."

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

'Which are we?'

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'