Gender Dynamic Aficionado Pillows

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Complaints departement for men and women.

Corporate Punishment.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

Cocktails and Beer

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

Land Of The Spokespersons

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

'It looks okay, but who really knows what women want.'

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

"What do women really want?

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'