Gender Dynamic Fans Pillows

Men explained.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

The Three Wise Women

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

Dudaism

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

That's it young lady! You're grounded!

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

The Enigma on Your Sofa: A Stranger, or Just Strange?

'Miss Simpkins, I smell money. How about going on the game?'

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

'How can we explain this?'

'Equality'

Suddenly the bar went silent. Somebody coughed.

"Men have intuition, too -- they just have to learn to distrust it."

'I'll grant you all men are reptiles, but not all reptiles are men.'