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vive la difference

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Political Analysis

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The George Bush Library Tour.

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Chuck Schumer

The partisan cafe

George Will

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

Moral compass 2003

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."

'Going well!'