Gender Studies Fans Pillows

'The difference between a small boy and a wallnut? About two IQ points.'

International Women's Day.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"How is it gendered?"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

Complaints departement for men and women.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."