Gender Studies Geek Pillows

"You'd never believe it. I was replaced by a woman at work today"

Large book is labelled 'What Women Want' and much thinner book is labelled 'What Men Want'.

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

Man barred from the men's room by macho male.

A Loophole for Waziristan

Back to the Battle of the Sexes

You know, Gloria, some unenlightened men like women to be perpetually barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen. Is it so terrible that I just like them to have perpetual question marks over their heads?

'You're in great shape for a man or a woman at your age!'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"We don't need no stinkin' equal rights amendment..."

International Women's Day.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"How is it gendered?"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.