Gender Studies Nerd Pillows

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. VII. - Bloomerism in a ball-room.

"Male ladybugs always overcompensate."

International Women's Day.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"How is it gendered?"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Complaints departement for men and women.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."