Gender Studies Pillows

"I couldn't have said it better myself, Sarah, so I'll just repeat it a little bit louder."

'What took you so long?'

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Gender Differences: You can be anything when you grown up...

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"How is it gendered?"

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."

'You think you have problems! Try being a male ladybug.'

'You wouldn't understand, Your Honor -- it's a guy thing.'

"That's very controversial!"

"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."

'You had lunch with Phil today?'

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'My son prefers gathering to hunting, and my daughter bashes everything!'

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

'On average, a woman lives seven years longer than a man. So, when I'm 80, I'm having a sex change.'

"The subject of tonight's discussion is: why are there no women on this panel?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Man in kilt puzzled by signs on restrooms.

'You're kidding! Your leader is a male!'

Acme Group: Glass Ceiling

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'Did you know women live longer than men?'

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"I identify with shorter lines."

"Human Resources wants to know if you still wish to identify with the gender on your birth certificate."

'About this 'boy or girl' stuff - How soon do I have to decide?'

"Wait - I can explain!"

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'