Gender Studies Pillows

"I couldn't have said it better myself, Sarah, so I'll just repeat it a little bit louder."

'What took you so long?'

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Gender Differences: You can be anything when you grown up...

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"How is it gendered?"

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."

'You think you have problems! Try being a male ladybug.'

"That's very controversial!"

'You wouldn't understand, Your Honor -- it's a guy thing.'

"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."

'You had lunch with Phil today?'

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

'On average, a woman lives seven years longer than a man. So, when I'm 80, I'm having a sex change.'

"The subject of tonight's discussion is: why are there no women on this panel?"

'My son prefers gathering to hunting, and my daughter bashes everything!'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Did you know women live longer than men?'

Acme Group: Glass Ceiling

"Human Resources wants to know if you still wish to identify with the gender on your birth certificate."

"I identify with shorter lines."

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

'You're kidding! Your leader is a male!'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Man in kilt puzzled by signs on restrooms.

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"Wait - I can explain!"

'About this 'boy or girl' stuff - How soon do I have to decide?'

"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."

"I like being man's best friend, but I don't want to appear I'm making gender preferences."