Gender Studies Academic Pillows

"Please don't get up."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Gender Equality

International Women's Day.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"How is it gendered?"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

Complaints departement for men and women.