Gender Studies Fan Pillows

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

Dudaism

'I read by your corporate rag female supervisors are to retain their triple M status. I wonder what that means.'

'Equality'

'I like going to a woman dentist. I like being told, open your mouth, as opposed to, shut your mouth.'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Why not start with a fictionalised account of your day?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Menu, Womenu.

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

HornyWood

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

"You aren't one of those fish that's going to change sexes, are you?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Large book is labelled 'What Women Want' and much thinner book is labelled 'What Men Want'.

Always right.

"Please don't get up."

Cocktails and Beer

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

A piano with female legs.

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"