Gender Dynamics Admirer Pillows

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

Corporate Punishment.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

Land Of The Spokespersons

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

'It looks okay, but who really knows what women want.'

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."