Gender Dynamics Admirer Prints

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Corporate Punishment.

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

The Family Joules: Part 8

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

Land Of The Spokespersons

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

Sawed Off Throne

Batmansplaining.

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'