Gender Dynamics Enthusiast Prints

'You wouldn't understand, Your Honor -- it's a guy thing.'

'The bad news is you're being replaced, the good news is it's your wife.'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

'Sure, men have feelings too - but who really cares.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

'I keep forgetting I have the right to remain silent.'

"Sir, our steaks are as tender as a woman's heart."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"He was feral? How long did it take you to domesticate him?"

The Enigma on Your Sofa: A Stranger, or Just Strange?

"So then I sez, listen up, bitches, I'm the PEACOCK around here!"

'Miss Simpkins, I smell money. How about going on the game?'

Men explained.

'Only one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women!'

Complaints departement for men and women.

'You wouldn't understand, Your Honor -- it's a guy thing.'

"He's not the man I married."

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'This talk about castration - is it symbolic, or do we really do it?'

'How can we explain this?'

"What the hell do men want?"

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

If I could live in any other era, it would be "the age of woman." What? When was that? By my calculations, it will be the year 2297. That's when the entire paradigm will shift. Women will be in charge of everything, and men will be ignored, belittled and objectified. HOJ. Life's too easy today. I need the challenge the 23rd century will provide. I think I probably need to live in the 16th century.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

Corporate Punishment.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'