Gender Dynamics Explorers Pillows

"Man, I hope we never have to walk like that all the time."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Boys Cooking

Complaints departement for men and women.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

Gender Symbols

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

'Oh no, not you again,'

Land Of The Spokespersons

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'