Gender Dynamics Pillows

"Would you have liked any help?"

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

So on a scale of one to ten, how's I do? Can I use Fractions?

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'It's come to my attention that you're showing more of your feminine side...'

'I now pronounce you wife and man...'

'I prefer the simpler things in life -- men.'

'I like going to a woman dentist. I like being told, open your mouth, as opposed to, shut your mouth.'

"No need to worry, ma'am. The city's ban on pigs would not include your husband!"

Sawed Off Throne

International Women's Day.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Men explained.

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"How is it gendered?"

What Does God Know?

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'