Gender Dynamics T-Shirts

"Would you have liked any help?"

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

So on a scale of one to ten, how's I do? Can I use Fractions?

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'It's come to my attention that you're showing more of your feminine side...'

'I now pronounce you wife and man...'

'I prefer the simpler things in life -- men.'

'I like going to a woman dentist. I like being told, open your mouth, as opposed to, shut your mouth.'

"No need to worry, ma'am. The city's ban on pigs would not include your husband!"

International Women's Day.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Men explained.

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"How is it gendered?"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'