Gender Dynamics Guru T-Shirts

Female breadwinner.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Complaints departement for men and women.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"You aren't one of those fish that's going to change sexes, are you?"

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

Ha ha, you run like a girl fish!

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

Always right.

A piano with female legs.

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

Land Of The Spokespersons

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

Department of Gender Studies

"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'