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'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Complaints departement for men and women.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

A shared passion

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

Land Of The Spokespersons

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

Sawed Off Throne

'It looks okay, but who really knows what women want.'

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."