"They're actually quite good company, once you overcome the language barrier..."
Gender Dynamics Observer T-Shirts
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'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'
"Hop it! We don't serve your type!"
I only know the meaning of life -- Old Goopta over there knows what women want.
'Do you think it's EASY being a pompous ass?'
'No guns - this is a woman hunt, we'll just scatter some money about as bait...'
People relaxing in heaven, women nattering, men discussing
Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men
'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'
'In future I'll stick to fighting with boys.'
'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'
'Cut it out little brother, and remember, we live in a matriarchal society: One day, I'll be in charge!'
"I've had the creepiest feeling lately that every woman in the office is not undressing me with her eyes."
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
Men explained.
'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'
'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
"God help us, it's that guy."
Complaints departement for men and women.
Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'
Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.
"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"
"I not only respect women, I look up to them."
'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'
"We couldn't do this before the iron age."
'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'
'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'
'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'
"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."
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