Gender Dynamics Thinkers Pillows

Soon there would be plenty of male chauvinists to top the large cheese pizza.

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Complaints departement for men and women.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

Land Of The Spokespersons

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

Our tests indicate that you're a woman trapped in a man's body. I'd like to demand a sperm-count recount.

'It looks okay, but who really knows what women want.'

Sawed Off Throne

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

"He wants a hunter, I want a gatherer."

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."