Gender Dynamics Thinkers Pillows

Soon there would be plenty of male chauvinists to top the large cheese pizza.

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Complaints departement for men and women.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

Land Of The Spokespersons

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"He wants a hunter, I want a gatherer."

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

'It looks okay, but who really knows what women want.'

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."