Gender Dynamics Debaters Pillows

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

Men explained.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Complaints departement for men and women.

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We need to hire more women."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

The girl with the most curves.

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'I now pronounce you wife and man...'

"No need to worry, ma'am. The city's ban on pigs would not include your husband!"

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

The Enigma on Your Sofa: A Stranger, or Just Strange?

'Miss Simpkins, I smell money. How about going on the game?'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

'How can we explain this?'