Gender Dynamics Debaters Pillows

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

Men explained.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Complaints departement for men and women.

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We need to hire more women."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

Sawed Off Throne

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

The girl with the most curves.

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

The Enigma on Your Sofa: A Stranger, or Just Strange?

'Miss Simpkins, I smell money. How about going on the game?'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

'I now pronounce you wife and man...'

'How can we explain this?'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'