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Battle of the sexes

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Complaints departement for men and women.

Corporate Punishment.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

Land Of The Spokespersons

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

"What do women really want?

"I'm a woman...and yourself?"

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.