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Battle of the sexes

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Complaints departement for men and women.

Corporate Punishment.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Land Of The Spokespersons

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

Every wife's dream conversation.

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

"What do women really want?

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

"I'm a woman...and yourself?"

'It looks okay, but who really knows what women want.'

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'