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"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

Complaints departement for men and women.

Corporate Punishment.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

Cocktails and Beer

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

Land Of The Spokespersons

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

"What do women really want?

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'

'It looks okay, but who really knows what women want.'

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

Sawed Off Throne

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'