Gender Dynamics Explorers Gifts

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Complaints departement for men and women.

Boys Cooking

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

Gender Symbols

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

Land Of The Spokespersons

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

'Dad What is a transsexual'