Gender Differences Enthusiast Gifts

Venus Envy

The Working Woman's Magazine

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

Men explained.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Complaints departement for men and women.

Corporate Punishment.

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

Sweet Girl Graduates

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

Not very ladylike. Please help.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

Gender Equality in hte USA

It's a boy.

The Best Man For The Job Is A WOman

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

'Oh, I don't know -- Tell Adam to try patriarchy for awhile and we'll see how it works out.'

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

'There are currently no women on the board, but three of the members are very effeminate.'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Hoping for a boy or girl?

Every wife's dream conversation.