Gender Discussions Enthusiast Gifts

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"You aren't one of those fish that's going to change sexes, are you?"

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

A piano with female legs.

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

Cocktails and Beer

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

Dudaism

Always right.

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"I'm a woman...and yourself?"

"What do women really want?

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

Shows Targeted to men/Shows targeted to women

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'