Gender Discussions Fan Gifts

Gender.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

Tender Identity Crisis

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

The girl with the most curves.

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

Portions of the following program may offend women, but you guys are going to love it!

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

'You're a typical male chauvinist pig!' 'And you're feisty... I like that in my women.'

"It's still decided what it wants to be."

'We just received this photo of a toilet from Curiosity. It appears the seat has been left up, providing more evidence that men are from Mars.'

vive la difference

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

Transvestite restrooms.

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

"I liked him before his tweets got all political."

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

"All these years I've been meaning to ask. . . are you male or female?"

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

"You know...I don't understand girls."

"I dunno, but I get the feeling it could be a girl..."

"And he had the nerve to tell me to close the laptop lid."

'The difference between a small boy and a wallnut? About two IQ points.'