Gender Debate Enthusiast Gifts

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

' . . . and not a single lady has been seen throwing stones in Cairo today, wouldn't you know?'

"You know...I don't understand girls."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Dialogue

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Now that's a win."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'