Gender Debates Gifts

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We need to hire more women."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

Penguin confused about which bathroom to use.

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

The girl with the most curves.

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'You're a typical male chauvinist pig!' 'And you're feisty... I like that in my women.'

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

'We just received this photo of a toilet from Curiosity. It appears the seat has been left up, providing more evidence that men are from Mars.'

Gender.

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

"You're writing letters in the masculine again."

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

"All these years I've been meaning to ask. . . are you male or female?"

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

Transvestite restrooms.

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.