Gender Discussion Enthusiast Gifts

'We men on the other hand hardly have the time to TASK .'

The Himalayas vs the Heralayas

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Cocktails and Beer

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

Dudaism

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

"What do women really want?

"I'm a woman...and yourself?"

Shows Targeted to men/Shows targeted to women

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

'Which are we?'

Part Time Woman Wanted.

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

Proof that women may be more intelligent than men.