Gender Relations Enthusiast Gifts

Boy Meets Girl, Girl Meets Boy, Both Are Terrified

"What do women really want?

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

Men explained.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Corporate Punishment.

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

Sweet Girl Graduates

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"You aren't one of those fish that's going to change sexes, are you?"

Not very ladylike. Please help.

Large book is labelled 'What Women Want' and much thinner book is labelled 'What Men Want'.

Ha ha, you run like a girl fish!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.