Gender Relations Explorer Gifts

"Careful Lad, it's a minefield."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Boys Cooking

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Burlyesque

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Gender Symbols

*Sigh*

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

Primo Ballerino.

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'Well..? Those flowerbeds won't destroy themselves.'

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"Getting in touch with my feminine side, chief - it's changed my life."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

"Let's try role-reversal - Starting tomorrow, YOU gather while SHE hunts."

"I identify as it/it."

'Oh no, not you again,'