Gender Exploration Gifts

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Son, your mother and I think it's time we knew who you were."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Boys Cooking

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Burlyesque

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Gender Symbols

*Sigh*

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

Primo Ballerino.

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

'Men are from one branch of Starbucks, women from another.'

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"Getting in touch with my feminine side, chief - it's changed my life."

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"I think we made a lot of progress today."

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

'Oh no, not you again,'

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

Hunters/Gatherers