Gender Explorist Gifts

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Boys Cooking

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Burlyesque

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Gender Symbols

*Sigh*

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Primo Ballerino.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

"Getting in touch with my feminine side, chief - it's changed my life."

Hunters/Gatherers

"Let's try role-reversal - Starting tomorrow, YOU gather while SHE hunts."

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."