Gender Role Explorers Gifts

A Woman Proposes To A Man.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Boys Cooking

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Corporate Punishment.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Burlyesque

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Always a bridesmaid..."

*Sigh*

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Gender Symbols

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

Primo Ballerino.

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"