Fluid Fanatics Pillows

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"I like fountains very much!"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"I'm addicted to water."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

A girl with a dog and balloons

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

'Was the flash too bright?'

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

Relaxing in the pool.

Charlie Brown Float

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

Covid Bubbles

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"I'm afraid we can't accept your grant proposal. You can't predict the way water flows from a faucet!"

'Best living statue I've seen.'

Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence

"10/1 says I lose the next bet."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

"Some people do not appreciate the gravity of ion."our situat