Flurry Fanatic Pillows

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

The last song before the party exploded.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"That explains all the cavities."

I love bathtime.

Champagne Charlie.

'Food fight!'

Freestyling.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"It's improv night."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Prosecco Drinker

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

From the tournament of neuroses parade

Bath tube with human feet.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."