Fuzzy Fanatic Pillows

I like spring okay, except for the mammoths shedding.

The Fourth Little Pig

Cimafunk

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Newt sale

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

The last song before the party exploded.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'