Fuzzy Fanatic Pillows

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Warrior Woman

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

The last song before the party exploded.

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff