Fuzzy Enthusiasts Pillows

"I bought this old steering wheel cover from Ralphie for only $3! I bet my dad will think it's cool!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Cat park"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"The meaning of life is cats."

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Hide and Seek

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"The groomer used too much product."

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

I like spring okay, except for the mammoths shedding.

"There's Ron. I knew we lost him the minute he mistakenly walked into that investment bankers convention next door."

"I promise. No animals were harmed in the making of your slippers."

'You're on a loser there, mate.'

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

Planties

Um, on second thought, I'm pretty sure it's your turn to cut the cat's claws.

"Harder to answer than where's Bin Laden."

Philtrum

Man searches for head of pet dog to give it a bowl of food.

"I mean, I believe that you are odd. You certainly qualify for oddness. But that may not be enough. It's a very tough world out there."

Welcome, Society of Backwards Walkers.