Fungus Fanatic Pillows

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'

"Athlete's foot! You're joking?"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Magic Mushrooms

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Yeah, this place would be great if it weren't for the moisture-induced toe nail fungus."

"Can't do anything about it. Mold is our state fungus."

"Beats me why they call it that...I've never sat on one, either!"

"I replaced the engine with an ecologically friendly fungus garden."

"Yeah, yeah, laugh! You see, my cave is dark, warm and damp, so every Spring, when I wake up, I'm covered in fungi..."

Black Truffles!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Useless information"

Cheese

The last song before the party exploded.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Champagne Charlie.

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)