Fungi Fanatic Pillows

"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Man: 'Got any super-strength fungus creams?'

Adios Amoebas

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Shiitake Happens

'Alright Humphrey - you've proved that you can grow Chanterelles anywhere!'

Mushroom Farm truck has bumper sticker reading 'Shitake happens',

Mushroom picking on the motorway

Toadstool

Bunch of toadstools.

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'Moss suits you.'

U-pick mushrooms, $1 a pound ...toadstools free!

'Young man, don't pick these mushrooms... They are poisonous and not edible. -Well, I'm not picking them to eat them but to sell them.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Do you get out of the basement much?'

The mushroom pickers

The Champignon Bell

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Frog flirting.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Beware of the frog"

Christmas Pets

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Way too much tongue!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Frog Baby Names