Fungi Aficionado Pillows

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

Gnome reading the 'Joy of mushrooms'

"Try to spend less time in your cellar."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Mardi Gras

"It get it – you're hungry."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Party Animals.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Bears going water skiing.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Litter Tray Training

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

A day at the transgenic races

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."