Fungi Aficionados Pillows

'You'll find there's no connection. Some that are comfortable to sit on are not safe to eat, and some that are not comfortable to sit on are safe to eat.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'At ease, soldier.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Fishing Boat Derby

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Way too much tongue!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Tartar sauce.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'