Hydro Enthusiast Gifts

"Sparkling or still" "Stop showing off Ted"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fish snorkling above water.

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A family playing in the sea

'Household water use'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Gas prices up.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."