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GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Nuclear Capacity.

"I'm addicted to water."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

I'm color blind, please help.

"I can't take you anywhere!"

Fracking Express

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Gas prices up.

Just another day at Helium Farm

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'Do you have poop points?'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Iranian Oil

Trees are the lungs of the planet!

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"The president wants your helium for a national emergency."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Balloon Man

Air Bill