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'It's 300 million light years from Earth but it could be the answer to our energy needs.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Sea weed harvest.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"We're going to need more pets."

Critical Ethanol report

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Where clean coal comes from.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"But is it renewable...."

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Sandcastles

"Woo-hoo!"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.