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Sea weed harvest.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

US Energy Needs.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Critical Ethanol report

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"We're going to need more pets."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."