Future Energy Enthusiast Pillows

Sea weed harvest.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

US Energy Needs.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Critical Ethanol report

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"We're going to need more pets."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."